on this site you either gotta be real attractive, naked or a ignorant mf to get asks on dis bitch, other than that its just you & yo blog nigga

wannabumpandgrindsincei:

usingtimewisely:

usingtimewisely:

My dog turns three in one hour.

The joke is that I put a beer in his bowl because he’ll be turning 3 which is 21 in dog years. I have been planning this joke for a week.

your url is very fitting

vagina-itch:

i’d say that the worst part of having your period is that sometimes you can feel yourself menstruating 

orgygami:

stunningbieber:

wheres the hannah montana wig when you need it

brichibi:

untitled-titles:

i want to cry

He tried so hard.  And got so far.  But in the end.  It doesn’t even matter.

kikisydney:

thesubbburbs:

This looks insane

Get in me

bro-slimshady-strider:

m-akoto-naegi:

just another day casually scrolling tumblr

certainly nothing interesting goin-

wait. is that what i think it is

iT IS

MY PEOPLE

DO YOU HEAR THE PEOPLE SING

THE SONG

OF THE

HOMESTUCK UPDATE

Casually scrolling Tumblr,Sees this post,

Homestuck updated?!

AW

YEEEEEEEE

…

SHIT.

That’s better.
TT: Let’s rock.

fierce-imaginings:

So last week me and my friend were trying out a faceswap app

And for some reason it wouldn’t recognise that there were 2 faces in the picture

So we tried it from a different angle and

I was really confused and kind of offended at what it’d done to my face

BUT THEN