galehawthorne:

isn’t your first birthday technically your second

coconut-river:

McDonald’s gave me 12 nuggets instead of 10. it’s the small things in life like this that make me happy.

niknak79:

Found god

musermatt:

what do you mean morgan freeman wasn’t always old

blasianxbri:

freekahzoid:

willthewriter:

kingtutty:

uncleflex:

lmfaoooooo

:(

hahahah

lmfaooooooooooooooo IM FUCKING DEAD

lmfao wtfffffffff

kingsleyyy:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6i3DxL5mUtc

chazkuangshi:

And it just keeps going and going

but then

geeksquadgangbang:

Chris Rock: Never Scared (2004)

10knotes:

nayx:

never let me go

*saves game six times just in case*